Saturday, December 28, 2024

The AI Circus: Gujju AI, Naidu AI, and the Absurdity of Division

Imagine a world where Artificial Intelligence is customized for every community in India. We could have Gujju AI, perfectly tuned to optimize dhandha (business) and make every decision about saving money—even AI that knows the exact time to squeeze an extra rupee out of a bargain. Then there’s Naidu AI, the tech-savvy genius that ensures Andhra stays two steps ahead in software engineering and innovation. How about Bengali AI, designed to create poetry before solving a problem, or Punjabi AI, which only works with loud bhangra beats in the background?

It doesn’t stop there. What about Hindu AI, which makes all its decisions based on the auspicious alignment of the stars, or Muslim AI, which sends reminders for every namaz but conveniently forgets the rest? Maybe we’ll have Christian AI, ensuring every task starts with a prayer and ends with blessings. And don’t forget Dalit AI, only allowed to perform certain functions because, well, society hasn’t upgraded its own programming yet.

Sounds ridiculous, doesn’t it? But isn’t this the logical endpoint of the divisions we’re already feeding into? If our politics and social structures are so focused on separating people by caste, religion, or region, why not AI? Why not go all in and turn it into a circus of fragmented systems, each serving its own little bubble while completely ignoring the bigger picture?

Let’s tear this absurdity apart. Splitting AI into these narrow categories is as unproductive as it is laughable. What’s next? Reddy AI refusing to work with Yadav AI? Or Marwari AI asking for advance payment before offering a solution? These imaginary systems wouldn’t just be inefficient—they’d be outright dangerous. They’d reinforce every division we’re supposed to be overcoming.

AI is supposed to be about progress. It’s about finding solutions that benefit everyone. Dividing it into communities would only hold us back, turning a tool of the future into yet another reflection of the past. Instead of pushing us forward, it would drag us down into the same old fights over identity and dominance.

The truth is, we don’t need Gujju AI, Naidu AI, or any other “community-specific” system. What we need is Humanity AI—a system that understands and serves everyone. It doesn’t care whether you’re a Brahmin or a Dalit, Hindu or Muslim, Gujarati or Tamilian. It cares about solving real problems, creating opportunities, and building a future where everyone can thrive.

India’s diversity is its strength, not a weakness. But that strength only shines when we work together. Let’s stop thinking in terms of "us versus them." Let’s build an AI that unites us—a system that sees beyond caste, religion, or region and focuses on what truly matters: our shared humanity.

The future isn’t about fragmentation. It’s about integration. Let’s leave the AI circus behind and focus on creating something meaningful. An AI for all. An AI for humanity.

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