Indian Parents, Stop Scolding Your Kids! Learn from Our Honest Politicians

Dear Indian parents, why do you constantly nag your children about studying hard? Why push them to get into IITs, IIMs, or work tirelessly for a stable job? Instead, why not introduce them to the greatest career opportunity of our time—politics!

Yes, you heard it right! Just look at our beloved Members of Parliament (MPs) and Members of Legislative Assemblies (MLAs). These hardworking souls have truly mastered the art of earning wealth—not just for themselves but for generations of their offspring. And the best part? No exams, no degrees, no office stress—just endless privileges and money!

The True Role Models: MLAs & MPs

Indian parents always tell their kids to look up to doctors, engineers, or IAS officers. But are those really the best role models? Let’s compare their struggles with the lives of our honest politicians:

1. Wealth Beyond Imagination

   • A struggling engineer or doctor may take decades to own a house. An MLA or MP? Multiple properties within a single term!
   • Corporate employees work overtime for a few increments. Our politicians? They get unlimited allowances, special funds, and insider deals—all thanks to their 'hard work' for the people.

2. Free Everything!

   • While the middle-class man carefully plans every trip, MPs and MLAs enjoy free luxury travel via first-class flights, trains, and government vehicles.
   • While you struggle with medical bills, politicians get free world-class healthcare at taxpayer expense.
   • Retired government employees barely survive on their pensions, but MPs get lifetime pensions—even after serving just one term!

3. A Job Without Any Work

   • Employees in private companies are monitored for performance. But our politicians? No accountability, no deadlines, no boss!
   • The only real work happens just before elections—blaming opposition parties, creating communal tensions, and making false promises.

Why Study When You Can Rule?

Indian kids burn the midnight oil, trying to crack exams like JEE and NEET. But let’s be real—why waste time? Becoming an MLA or MP requires no academic brilliance, just a sharp tongue, and some connections.

Forget IIT or IIM, just follow these simple steps:

1. Learn how to make fake promises.
2. Master the art of shifting blame.
3. Create a little political drama before elections.
4. Win, take your seat, and enjoy the perks of power!

And the best part? Unlike doctors and engineers who retire, a politician's career never ends. In fact, their children automatically inherit their position, making it a generational family business.

Parents, Think Again!

So, dear Indian parents, why stress your kids about studies? Why push them into tiring jobs when they can sit in air-conditioned government bungalows and enjoy unlimited luxuries for life?

Or do you still believe that honesty, hard work, and education are the real keys to success? If yes, then why do we allow politicians to thrive without any of them?

Isn’t it time to redefine our idea of success?