Balaji Cancels VIP Darshan, H-1B & Smartphones in One Swipe – Permanent Vaikuntham Approved!

TIRUMALA — Lord Srinivasa performed a mass deliverance never seen before in the Kali Yuga: in one sweeping act of karuna, He liberated tens of thousands of Telugu youth from the deadly twin possessions — the H-1B mania and the VIP-break-darshan ego — along with their constant companions: smartphones, item songs, loan-app gangsters and drama politicians.

Devotees waiting in the 32-hour free-darshan queue suddenly witnessed a miracle that will be spoken of for generations. As soon as the golden doors of the garbhagriha opened for suprabhata seva, a strange cry rose from the crowd: “Swami… naa H-1B drop box appointment cancel ayyindi… naa ego break cheyyi!” One by one, then in hundreds, then in thousands, young men and women from every corner of Andhra and Telangana fell to their knees before the Lord, tears streaming down their freshly tonsured heads. They were throwing into the hundi not just their iPhones, but:

• Printed H-1B “drop-box” confirmation pages
• Fake experience letters and payslips prepared for visa interviews
• ₹50,000 “VIP break-darshan” receipts bought from touts near Alipiri
• Screenshots of “Approved” status proudly posted on LinkedIn
• Offer letters from bodyshop consultancies in Hyderabad promising “100% H-1B this year”
• Even the sacred thread worn during visa biometrics “for good luck”

A 26-year-old software engineer from Madhapur, still wearing his “Infosys” ID card, was seen sobbing uncontrollably. “I wasted four years refreshing CEAC website every five minutes… I abused my parents when they asked me to marry… I paid ₹18 lakh to a consultancy… I stood in VIP line thinking common devotees are losers. Today Balaji looked at me and I suddenly felt naked. My H-1B dream, my superiority complex, my iPhone 16 Pro Max — everything felt like garbage. I threw them all into the hundi myself.” His friend from Gachibowli added, “Swami didn’t just take our phones. He took the poison from our minds. The moment the archaka placed the thulasi on my head, I heard a voice inside: ‘Naa darshanam andariki okkate. H-1B kanna naa sannidhi mukhyam.’ I have never felt so light.” TTD officials confirmed the day’s extraordinary hundi collection included:

• 9,412 smartphones
• 6,237 H-1B appointment printouts
• 3,891 fake offer letters and client letters
• 1 Apple Vision Pro still running “USA job interview” practice videos
• ₹1.27 crore in cash from cancelled “VIP darshan packages”
• One MacBook Pro with 47 Chrome tabs open on “Trackitt”, “Am22tech”, and “Hyderabad H-1B WhatsApp group”

At publishing time, the entire Tirumala hillside echoed with a new slogan chanted by the newly liberated youth as they walked down barefoot, eating only temple anna-prasadam: “H-1B drop box cancel!
VIP break-darshan cancel!
Ego, phone, consultancy — all cancelled!
Balaji permanent darshan approved forever!”They were telling every pilgrim climbing up: “Meeru kooda H-1B kosam, VIP kosam bhramapadaku…
Direct ga Balaji mundu vasthe… Vaikuntham guaranteed, no drop-box tension, no tout, no 18-hour queue, no ego!” Govinda! Govinda! Govinda! One Day I will make it Happen -Your Balaji