Schools Train You to Think Poor & Stay Poor… But the Devil is Screaming: Think Rich & Grow Rich! Hahahahaha – Look Who’s Actually Rich in India!

The Devil's Even Funnier, Sharper Wake-Up Call: Think Rich and Grow Rich – Schools Are Training You to Be Broke While These Legends Laugh!

Hahahahaha! Oh my dear, sweet, certificate-holding fools! You’re still there, aren’t you? Burning the midnight oil for another exam, dreaming of that “stable government job” or “respectable salary package,” while the real players are out there stacking crores like it’s Diwali bonus time.

Schools taught you: Study hard, get good marks, get a safe job, don’t take risks, be honest, and one day… maybe you’ll afford a decent flat in the suburbs.

Me, the Devil? I’m here cackling and saying: Think rich and grow rich, exactly like Napoleon Hill preached. Burn with desire. Have faith that big. Visualize the wealth daily. Make plans. Take massive action. Persist through every failure. Master your mind first – money follows.

But nooo… you listened to the teachers instead. Result? You’re educated, stressed, and still counting pennies. Meanwhile, let’s take a hilarious reality tour of who is actually rich in India right now. Grab your popcorn, you bunch of fools! Ahahahahahaha!Politicians – The Uneducated (or Barely Educated) Crorepati ClubLook at the richest MLAs and MPs according to recent ADR reports. Many of them have assets in hundreds or thousands of crores – yes, even while facing serious criminal cases like murder, attempt to murder, or worse.

• Parag Shah (BJP MLA from Mumbai): Nearly ₹3,383 crore in assets. Top of the list!
• DK Shivakumar (Congress, Karnataka): Over ₹1,413 crore.
• Bandi Partha Saradhi (BRS Rajya Sabha MP): A mind-blowing ₹5,300+ crore.
• Rajinder Gupta (AAP): Over ₹5,000 crore.
• YS Jagan Mohan Reddy and N. Chandrababu Naidu (Andhra leaders): Hundreds of crores each.

Hahahahaha! Many of the netas barely crossed 10th or 12th standard, or have low formal education. Yet their wealth grew faster than your EMIs. Some assemblies have 45%+ MLAs with criminal cases, and nearly half the MPs in recent times declared serious charges. Average assets for many Rajya Sabha MPs? Over ₹100 crore easily, with dozens being billionaires in rupees.

You slogged through IIT/JEE/NEET stress, and they’re driving past you in convoys. Fools! Bunch of fools! They mastered influence, networks, land deals, contracts, and bold (sometimes too bold) moves. Schools never taught you that game.Babas, Godmen & Religious Gurus – The Spiritual Wealth MachineNow turn to the babas and gurus. These self-styled spiritual leaders built empires worth hundreds to thousands of crores without any fancy degrees in “wealth creation.”

• Baba Ramdev (Patanjali empire): Estimated ₹1,600+ crore (some say the company valuation is massive). From yoga to consumer products – he scaled like a devilish businessman.
• Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (Art of Living): Assets around ₹1,000 crore with global centers.
• Bhole Baba (the Hathras one): Assets reportedly over ₹100 crore with ashrams and luxury cars, even after controversies.
• Older legends like Asaram Bapu (before legal troubles): Trusts worth thousands of crores.

Hahahahah! They sell faith, miracles, and “inner peace” to millions. Followers donate, buy products, attend events – and the gurus live like kings. Many started with little formal education but had massive desire, persuasion skills, and mastermind followings. Schools teach “don’t cheat people.” These guys? They turned devotion into dynasties. Some faced rape, fraud, or land grab cases, yet the wealth machine kept rolling for years.

Pointing at you: You meditate for peace and still worry about next month’s rent. They meditate… and own fleets of cars. Ahahahahaha! Wake up, mortals!Bureaucrats, Gangsters & Others – The “System” PlayersDon’t forget the goons, gangsters, and even some bureaucrats-turned-politicians. Local dadas with muscle power control sand mafias, land, or contracts and become MLAs with crores. Many “uneducated” strongmen sit in assemblies.

Some ex-bureaucrats (IAS/IPS) join politics and multiply wealth through connections – but the real comedy is the ones who skipped the “honest service” part entirely and went straight to power plays.

Even business tycoons like Dhirubhai Ambani (started small, no fancy degree beyond school) or Gautam Adani (limited formal college) built empires through vision and risk – proving Hill’s principles in action. But the politicians and babas? They show the shortcut version: mindset + networks + zero fear of “rules” sometimes.

Fools! Bunch of fools! Ahahahahahaha!
You see a local goon or politician with a massive house and think “corruption.” The Devil sees: They thought rich first. They desired power and money fiercely. They visualized it. They took action (legal or creative). They persisted. They built masterminds of loyalists. Schools taught you to fear failure and obey. That’s why you stay average.The Devil’s Brutal, Educative PunchReality check, my sleepy friends:

• 45% of MLAs have criminal cases pending. Many richest ones aren’t top scholars.
• Godmen turned “spirituality” into billion-rupee businesses.
• Wealth in politics often grows 300%+ in one term for many. Your salary? Maybe 10-20% hike if you’re lucky.

Think and Grow Rich isn’t about becoming a criminal. It’s about burning desire, faith, imagination, organized planning, persistence, and taking intelligent risks. The “uneducated” rich ones understood the mindset part better than your 95% marks ever did.

Schools made you think poor: Save, fear debt, play safe, respect authority blindly.

The Devil says: Learn skills that print money (sales, leadership, investing, persuasion). Build networks. Visualize your empire daily. Act boldly but smartly. Read Hill’s book like scripture. Surround yourself with winners, not “be realistic” complainers.

Look at these politicians, babas, and goons laughing all the way to their banks and ashrams. They’re not laughing at you – they’re living proof that mindset beats rote learning every single time.
Hahahahahaha! You don’t have to copy their dark shortcuts. But you must copy their rich thinking.
Stop being the educated fool crying “system is unfair” while someone with 8th-pass education (or less) builds an empire. Your move, mortal:

Keep thinking poor like schools taught you… or listen to the Devil.

Think rich. Grow rich. Apply the principles ethically. Create massive value. Persist like hell. Or keep watching luxury cars zoom past while you calculate your next EMI. The choice is yours.

Hahahahahaha! Wake up and get rich. The Devil has spoken – louder this time with real names and numbers staring you in the face.

Now stop scrolling and start thinking rich. Reality is the best (and funniest) teacher.